Brent: (Brentina Pooperina) The best man who will always be one inch shorter than his funnier, better looking, older brother, Brent has turned himself into quite the gentleman. This guy will most likely steal the show on the dance floor.

 

 

 

Thomas: (Walsh) A historian by trade and a high school teacher by desire. He’ll drink whiskey straight from the bottle until things get emotional. He also goes on many sexy adventures to far away lands.

 

 

 

 

Patrick: (Baco) Armed with a solid mid range J and decent handle for a tall guy, this once lanky deadhead has turned himself into the best underwriter this side of the Mississippi. Not to mention he now has his own cell phone and playstation and can turn them on himself.  He also loves bacon.

 

 

 

 

Bradley: (Vodka Brad) Does this guy remind you of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho or what? Financial adviser, great hair and a always dressed to the nines, this guy will earn his nickname ‘Vodka Brad’ at the wedding.

 

 

 

Joesph:  (Dweeze) an accountant by day and a completely different person after two whiskey and cokes, Dwyer always styles the latest trends in facial hair and has a few dance moves up his sleeve.